I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.


David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

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beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”





How the biggest coaches approach the transfer market
  • Louis Van Gaal: *buys entire new squad, minus defenders*
  • Diego Simeone: I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*
  • Carlo Ancelotti: My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"
  • Jose Mourinho: Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.
  • Brendan Rogers: Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.
  • Pep Guardiola: Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.
  • Klopp: Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, I will never die, thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!
  • Arsene Wenger: hmmm...
  • Arsene Wenger:
  • Arsene Wenger: I mean he's not even French...
  • Arsene Wenger:
  • Arsene Wenger: *sighs*
  • Arsene Wenger:
  • Arsene Wenger: Okay, maybe-- *transfer period is closed* oh thank god


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What if you don’t complete the person that completes you?
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